Cut Camebert cheese into small chunks and put them into your freezer until they're very cold. Dip into 1 beaten egg, coat with fine breadcrumbs, and fry the little heart attacks.
If you want to get fancy melt some raspberry preserves in a saucepan and dip them in that. Doesn't have to be raspberry. Just something sweet.
a nice aged extra sharp cheddar, or maybe a drippy hunk of gorgonzola.. use 3/4 inch cubes, frozen, and sifted saltine crumbs with fresh ground pepper and a dash of garlic powder..
do NOT do tiny shooters of frozen citron vodka with it. that'd be just terrible.
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