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Old 08-03-2007, 01:45   #1
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What men know

What all men know...

Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked women.

Men know that PMS is Mother Natures way of telling you to get out of
the house.

Men know that if she looks like your mother, run.

Men know that there are at least three sides to every story; his, hers,
and the truth.

Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.

Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted.

Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the

Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas
will get them.

Men know that from time to time , it is absolutely necessary to adjust

Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to
stare at her cleavage.

Men also know that the woman will get pissed off when they do, for
reasons not totally clear to them.

Men know that the reason men don't like cats is because they don't know
how to cook them.

Men know that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is

Men know that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good
his daughter is in bed.

Men know that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over
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