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Old 09-20-2007, 08:50   #1
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This is funny as hell and sounds like someone we know

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Do not read this while drinking your morning coffee.
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Old 09-20-2007, 10:57   #2
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Lets get one thing straight





I have never worked at the Mall



Besides that information is classified






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Old 09-20-2007, 11:41   #3
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You know you're a Mall-Ninja-in-Training when you put a tactical plug in your Glock's grip.
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Old 09-20-2007, 11:54   #4
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I don't care how many times I read that, it's still as funny as hell!
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Old 09-20-2007, 18:44   #5
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Wow, just wow...
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Old 09-20-2007, 19:38   #6
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Mall ninjas

You know you're a mall ninja in training when you do gunsmith work to a Glock.
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Old 09-20-2007, 23:16   #7
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You know you're a Mall-Ninja-in-Training when you spend sleepless nights agonizing over the decision, "Should I get the night sights with the yellow rear dots or the green rear dots....or ALL GREEN!!!...or, dare I choose ALL YELLOW!!!???? What will happen if I have all Yellow night sights and the perp is wearing a yellow shirt?"

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Old 09-21-2007, 13:58   #8
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Oh no, thats cold -blooded DOM!
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Old 09-21-2007, 14:03   #9
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Your Momma is so tactical, her carbon fiber leg has a picatinny rail on it.

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Old 09-21-2007, 15:11   #10
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That...made milk shoot out of my nose.

You owe me a new keyboard Dom.
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Old 09-22-2007, 06:15   #11
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Your Momma is so tactical, her carbon fiber leg has a picatinny rail on it.
Hey. I have a carbon fiber holster for my Glock.
So what the big deal if I want to go Mall Ninjing a little.

Your all just jealous because your all mall Mall Ninja wantabes.
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Old 09-22-2007, 08:14   #12
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This has become a modern classic!
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Old 09-22-2007, 08:37   #13
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The Mall Ninjas need to take their lithium on a regular schedule.


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The web site's developer is an arse, he doesn't use windows and the site barely supports IE.

I use Firefox and his editorial comments suck, I tried IE thinking the format was the issue of the browser used.


Freaking Jerk, cro mag, communist impotent moron!

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Old 09-22-2007, 14:54   #14
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In honor of this thread (nods to Dom) I have installed a tacticool Quad-Rail on my AR as of today.

Also, I have installed a "Laaazzsser" on the right side so when I sweep the firing line, everyone can see how wikked kewl I am.

KYGunDoc, If you can I need you to zero two more "Laaazzssers" so that they triangulate a 1 centimeter spot at 30 meters.

Final note: Does anyone know which brand of Duct Tape is best for securing a third trauma plate onto my back? I routinuely find myself dodging fire from 20mm DU Vulcan Autocannons and Im afraid my luck is about to run out.
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