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09-20-2007, 08:50
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Louisville, Ky.
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This is funny as hell and sounds like someone we know
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
Do not read this while drinking your morning coffee.
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09-20-2007, 10:57
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Lost in KY
Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: KY
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Lets get one thing straight
I have never worked at the Mall
Besides that information is classified
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09-20-2007, 11:41
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Phone Flinger
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 3,815
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You know you're a Mall-Ninja-in-Training when you put a tactical plug in your Glock's grip.
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09-20-2007, 11:54
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I don't care how many times I read that, it's still as funny as hell!
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09-20-2007, 18:44
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Louisville Kentucky
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Wow, just wow...
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This is a .357 Magnum. It's not the most powerful handgun in the world but, it will STILL blow your head clean off...
S&W Model 60, M&P40, I-Bolt .30-06, Model 327R8
S&W M&P15A (X Mod)
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09-20-2007, 19:38
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Armored Box
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Louisville, Ky
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Mall ninjas
You know you're a mall ninja in training when you do gunsmith work to a Glock.
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09-20-2007, 23:16
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Phone Flinger
Join Date: Mar 2003
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You know you're a Mall-Ninja-in-Training when you spend sleepless nights agonizing over the decision, "Should I get the night sights with the yellow rear dots or the green rear dots....or ALL GREEN!!!...or, dare I choose ALL YELLOW!!!???? What will happen if I have all Yellow night sights and the perp is wearing a yellow shirt?"
Last edited by domzilla9; 09-20-2007 at 23:20..
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09-21-2007, 13:58
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Member
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Louisville KY
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Oh no, thats cold -blooded DOM!
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09-21-2007, 14:03
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Phone Flinger
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Your Momma is so tactical, her carbon fiber leg has a picatinny rail on it.
Last edited by domzilla9; 09-21-2007 at 14:30..
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09-21-2007, 15:11
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Louisville Kentucky
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That...made milk shoot out of my nose.
You owe me a new keyboard Dom.
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This is a .357 Magnum. It's not the most powerful handgun in the world but, it will STILL blow your head clean off...
S&W Model 60, M&P40, I-Bolt .30-06, Model 327R8
S&W M&P15A (X Mod)
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09-22-2007, 06:15
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Quote:
Originally posted by domzilla9
Your Momma is so tactical, her carbon fiber leg has a picatinny rail on it.
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Hey. I have a carbon fiber holster for my Glock.
So what the big deal if I want to go Mall Ninjing a little.
Your all just jealous because your all mall Mall Ninja wantabes.
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09-22-2007, 08:14
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Cool Cat
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: The communist's play ground of OHIO
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This has become a modern classic! 
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It doesn't matter what the Joe on the street thinks, it is who pays the biggest bribes to the electoral college gets elected as President! :crying:
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09-22-2007, 08:37
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Cool Cat
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: The communist's play ground of OHIO
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The Mall Ninjas need to take their lithium on a regular schedule.
 
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The web site's developer is an arse, he doesn't use windows and the site barely supports IE.
I use Firefox and his editorial comments suck, I tried IE thinking the format was the issue of the browser used.
Freaking Jerk, cro mag, communist impotent moron!
 
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It doesn't matter what the Joe on the street thinks, it is who pays the biggest bribes to the electoral college gets elected as President! :crying:
Last edited by Blitzer; 09-22-2007 at 08:48..
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09-22-2007, 14:54
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Louisville Kentucky
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In honor of this thread (nods to Dom) I have installed a tacticool Quad-Rail on my AR as of today.
Also, I have installed a "Laa***sser" on the right side so when I sweep the firing line, everyone can see how wikked kewl I am.
KYGunDoc, If you can I need you to zero two more "Laa***ssers" so that they triangulate a 1 centimeter spot at 30 meters.
Final note: Does anyone know which brand of Duct Tape is best for securing a third trauma plate onto my back? I routinuely find myself dodging fire from 20mm DU Vulcan Autocannons and Im afraid my luck is about to run out.
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This is a .357 Magnum. It's not the most powerful handgun in the world but, it will STILL blow your head clean off...
S&W Model 60, M&P40, I-Bolt .30-06, Model 327R8
S&W M&P15A (X Mod)
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