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Old 05-15-2002, 04:59   #1
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Wrestling??

Two dads from the neighborhood were standing
around watching their kids play on the playground.
These guys are always trying to top each other with
new jokes. One of the dads, Pete, pipes up and asks
Bob if he knew anything about wrestling. Bob
proceeds to tell him a thing or two, and walks up
behind Pete and puts his right arm through his right
armpit and his hand on Pete's neck.
"What's this called?" Bob asks.
"That's a half-nelson," Pete says as his right arm was
pushed up over his head.
"Very good, Petey," Bob replied. "Now, what's this?"
He did the same exact thing to Pete's left arm leaving
him with both hands over his head while standing
behind him.
"That's a full-nelson," Pete said, trying to figure out
what Bob's joke could be.
"Right!" Bob said. Then, remaining behind Pete with
both his hands forcing Pete's over by putting pressure
on his neck, Bob bent Pete over and began grinding
his hips into his ass. "What's this?" Bob said.
"I don't know," Pete admitted.
Bob shouted, "It's a Father Nelson!"
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Old 05-15-2002, 08:35   #2
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;L ;L ;L ;L Thats funny.
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Old 05-19-2002, 19:00   #3
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Oh man! ;i
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Old 05-20-2002, 01:22   #4
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That's just wrong... :rolleyes:
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Old 05-20-2002, 02:20   #5
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Wrong? I'd agree with that!
It's about time the "church"
decided it was wrong!
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