Being both a soldier and a lawyer - where can I get one of those?
Pigeon chess - "having a pointless debate with somebody utterly ignorant of the subject matter, but standing on a dogmatic position that cannot be moved with any amount of education or logic, but who always proclaims victory."
An Army JAG officer pulled my butt out of a sling once (I wasn't in BIG trouble but life could have become difficult for me) so I can't really share in the feverish scorn some people seem to have for the profession. Nobody likes lawyers until they need one, right?
Anyway, you can find the bumper sticker by clicking the last link in my signature line, or by clicking RKBA Gear.