[Angry Fist]

Originally Posted by AV1911

Dang, fifteen minutes? At the place I was going, last call was given a full forty five minutes before closing. And if that wasn't bad enough, thirty minutes before closing they turned on all of the lights! How many drinks do you think one can down in forty five minutes?

Well, my dear I'll, tell ya. They have this thing, actually a social group on out beloved Glock Talk called the GTDS. It stands for Glock Talk's Drunk Squad. As you can imagine, it is primarally inhabited by some extrordinarially profound drinkers. 15 minutes ain't nothin' for guys like us.

[Nicko]

We should go back to the good ol' cowboy days, when your allowed to order the whole whiskey bottle and bring it to your table. And what the he** is up with this whole fruit thing??? No bar in my opinion needs to carry fruit!!! This ain't a farmers market!!

[ChuteTheMall]

Yes I know that it's been less than a year but the fifty word post thread is over the heads of the average Glocktalker, so those of us who can actually count need to pitch in and set the example. There is no requirement limiting each reply to one sentence.

[Angry Fist]

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[ChuteTheMall]

Originally Posted by Angry Fist

I needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa needa 'nother friggin' beer.

No, you do not need another beer because you just posted over fifty words in the fifty word post thread.
In fact, you probably should not be driving either so I am afraid I will just have to take away your car keys now.
Go sleep it off somewhere else.

[Lonestar 48]

I wonder why a thread like this can come back? Do we really want to embarrass those who can’t count, or are those who post here of a far superior nature? I think the only way to ponder about this is with a fine bottle of tequila, and a lime.

[ChuteTheMall]

It's a bit of both, because anyone posting in this thread is clearly of a far superior nature, but there is also a lot of pleasure to be gained by harassing, embarassing, and humiliating those who can't count.
The trick is to gently lure them in, then smack them around.