No need to Opulate!
An American tourist goes on a trip to China.
While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous
and does not take precautions. A week after
arriving back home in the states, he awakes one
morning to find his ***** covered with bright
green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately
goes to see his doctor. The doctor, never having
seen anything like this before, orders some tests
and tells the man to return in two days, for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the
doctor says, "I've got bad news for you. You've
contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
unheard of here. We know very little about it."
The man looks a little relieved and says, "Well, give
me a shot or something and fix me up, doc."
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
We're going to have to amputate your *****."
The man screams in horror, "Oh, no! I want a second
The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead
if you want, but surgery is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The
Chinese doctor examines his ***** and proclaims,
"Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Velly lare disease."
The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know
that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to
operate and amputate my *****!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid
Amellican doctor always want to opulate. Make more
money that way. No need to opulate!"
"Oh thank God!" the man replies.
"Yah," says the Chinese doctor, "you no worry!"
"Two, three days, it fall off by itself."
;f ;f ;f
"Onward thru the Fog"