One afternoon, a woman was complaining to her new next-door neighbor that her
husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
“ Take my advice," said the neighbor, "and do what I did. Once my husband came
home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out: 'Is that
you, Jim?' And that cured him."
“ Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how did that cure him?"
The neighbor said, "His name is Bill."
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