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Old 05-29-2002, 03:45   #1
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10 Reasons a handgun is better than a woman

10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
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> > 9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
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> > 8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be
> > impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
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> > 7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
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> > 6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
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> > 5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
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> > 4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
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> > 3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
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> > 2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
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> > AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
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> > 1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun
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Old 05-29-2002, 10:25   #2
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Yeah, but it'll cost you a $200 federal tax.
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Old 05-29-2002, 15:15   #3
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And well worth it !!!
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Old 05-30-2002, 04:16   #4
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;f ;f ;f ;f The silencer one beasts them all! ;f ;f ;f ;f

11. You don't have to hug your handgun after using it

12. Handguns don't have headaches
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Old 05-30-2002, 20:28   #5
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Yeah, but it'll cost you a $200 federal tax.

Bwahahaha!!!! LMAO!!!
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