[Hunter6657]

There was this woman that couldn't get a boyfriend no matter what she tried to do, so she decided to go to a Doctor to see if something might be wrong with her.
She went to see an oriental doctor and he told her to go the examining room.
After looking at her for a moment he then told her to take off all of her clothes and then crawl around on the floor while he watched.
After she had done this the Doctor exclaimed, " I haf your diagnosis."
(It helps to imagine an oriental doctor saying this)
She said, " what is it Doc, what is wrong with me?"
He said, " You have Ed Zachary Disease."
She said, "what is it Doc, is there a cure, is it fatal, what is it?" He said, " It is not fatal but there is no cure."
" Your face look Ed Zachary like your *****.";a