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Old 06-06-2002, 23:59   #1
Zeker
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The Tell-tale Part

Redneck Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer,
were called for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl looked and said,"Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange and he was pretty sure of
the body's identity. Gomer was then brought in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him
and said,"Yup, he's burnt real bad. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a**holes." "What? He had two a**holes?" asked the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew about it, too. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two a**holes."
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