Home Forums Classifieds Blogs Today's Posts Search Social Groups


Glock Talk
Welcome To The Glock Talk Forums.
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-07-2002, 05:22   #1
Senior Member
buckshot's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 1999
Location: Alberta, Canada
Posts: 118

There is something to be said for clarity.

A redneck farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling - what should I do?''

"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."

The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back.

"Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and hrew it in a bush."

"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."
Bladerunner #45
Remember, carry a knife if you cannot carry a Glock.
buckshot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-08-2002, 17:20   #2
Steve Koski
Got Insurance?
Steve Koski's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: Montanuh
Posts: 25,289
That's bad, but funny. I didn't get it for 2 seconds.
Steve Koski is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-08-2002, 18:27   #3
AC37's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Provo, UT
Posts: 7,918
LOL! ;a
AC37 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-09-2002, 11:57   #4
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: New England
Posts: 407
As a Motor cop; OUCH spg;G
SPG is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-11-2002, 13:12   #5
Senior Member
DaHaMac's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West Central Georgia
Posts: 594

Makes a point to, sometimes semantics do matter.
DaHaMac is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2002, 05:09   #6
master tigon
to deep for you
master tigon's Avatar
Join Date: May 2002
Location: back in CT.shoot me!
Posts: 1,104
Send a message via Yahoo to master tigon
oh lord

lol. That is awful, but a keeper.
<a href="" target="_blank" title="Sloganizer - the slogan generator"><img src=",Master-spc-Tigon,white,black.png" border="0" alt="generated by" title="This slogan was generated by"/></a
master tigon is offline   Reply With Quote

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 20:58.

GT Wiki
GT Blogs
Social Groups

Users Currently Online: 1,442
458 Members
984 Guests

Most users ever online: 2,244
Nov 11, 2013 at 11:42