A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The
manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and
said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate!!" the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry about the misunderstanding," said the manager. "Here, give me
the broom - I'll show you how."
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