Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices something unusual.
He says, “How’d you get a cork in your ass?”
The other guy says, “I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man came oozing out.
He said that he was the Genie and he can grant me a wish.
And I said, ‘C’mon, no crap.’”
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