Q & A Quickies
Q.) What do you call a guitar player who breaks up with his girlfriend?
Q.) What do politicians and porn stars have in common?
A.) They're both experts at changing positions in front of a camera.
Q.) What do you get when you cross a feminist and an attorney?
A.) A lawyer who won't screw you.
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."