First date jitters
A sixteen year old boy arrives to pick up the girl for their first date. The girls father answers the door and says bruskly, "come on in
and sit down, she's not ready yet". The boy sits down in the living room, as directed, and the old man sits accross the room reading his newspaper. Soon the family dog curls up under the kids' chair. Well he's really nervous, has gas and accidently lets an air biscuit slip out. The old man lowers his paper and says "Rover!". Well the kid is relieved to see that the old man is blaming the dog and risks one a little louder. The old man again lowers his paper and yells "ROVER!!!!". Well the kid feeling safe now, let's it all out.
The old man lowers his paper and yells "ROVER, WOULD YOU GET OUT FROM UNDER THERE BEFORE THAT SUMB$TCH SH$TS ALL OVER YOU!!?"
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