I've got a friend who works as a Doctor. One day, he tells me, he was driving his 3 year old daughter to nursery school.
He had left his stethoscope in the back seat of his car and on the way there his little girl picked it up and began playing with it.
"Be still my heart," thought my friend, "my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps..."
Then the kid spoke into the stethoscope...
"Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"
"As an OK State Trooper once told me, "Why shouldn't a "good" citizen be allowed to carry a gun, all the "bad" guys already do.""
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