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Old 06-21-2002, 13:45   #1
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A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash. She sits down at the bar next to a drunk.

The drunk rolls around, leans over, and "Splat! " He pukes all over the dog. The drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of vomit, and slurs, "I don't remember eating that!"
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Old 06-21-2002, 14:10   #2
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Old 06-22-2002, 12:35   #4
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Good thing he didn't puke on the woman.

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Old 06-25-2002, 19:58   #6
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