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Old 03-27-2012, 09:15   #1
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Ok , Let me have it !

Day after surgery and just can't snap out of it,This is the place I come to humanize myself.Human me ,jokes , insults , debate , snap me out this ,I don't know how not to laugh.Ain't nothing in this old world tuffer than my sense of humor.And to top it off I'm cross-eyed so typing is kinda makeing me laugh right now.

This things alive , keyboard I mean. I see the letters but got bad aim , one of us is moving , I'm wearing Backspace key out again..Man they make these key boards tuff !

Let me have it , no pitty , make me mad , that's what I need , Your MaMa jokes would be appropriate.
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Old 03-27-2012, 09:26   #2
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Just pat Helga on the ass, that will get you straightend out...
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Old 03-27-2012, 09:33   #3
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Or a straight left.
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Old 03-27-2012, 09:46   #4
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Just pat Helga on the ass, that will get you straightend out...
Think Helga's moulting or cloning ,there's almost one and a half ass cheeks , I might miss.What scares me , she might like it.
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Old 03-27-2012, 09:47   #5
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Or a straight left.
True , I am highly medicated but not that medicated !
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Old 03-27-2012, 11:06   #6
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...Your MaMa jokes would be appropriate.

That's Yo Mama to you, sonny boy.


That, and Yo Mama tells keyboard stories -- (That's right...) -- in bed.


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Old 03-27-2012, 11:24   #7
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Old 03-27-2012, 12:29   #8
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Old 03-27-2012, 14:52   #9
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I got a tolerance that would kill a moose.I think I need mo ?
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Old 03-27-2012, 19:46   #10
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Get one of these new keyboards.....
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It'll make hunt'n for the right button more fun
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Old 03-28-2012, 00:46   #11
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Get one of these new keyboards.....
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It'll make hunt'n for the right button more fun
Yes PLEASE!
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Old 03-28-2012, 01:23   #13
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They need to mix that idea with THIS
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They need to mix that idea with THIS
Ya scared me there for a minute RuRu thought we might be headin for another lock-up
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Ya scared me there for a minute RuRu thought we might be headin for another lock-up
The day's not over yet!
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:57   #16
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OK , the gloves are off , I can see again and ready. Getting mad
and it works for me. Anger management ? Nah , I am one of those highly abnormal creatures that use anger as motivation.
I'm not likeing the way "Helga" , grabs my face with one hand to flip me over for my daily whore bath.
Me and "Helga " going a couple a rounds when I'm up to it.

No yo Ma Ma jokes ? That's ok , I'll start , Did your Ma Ma have any kids that lived ? Your Ma Ma was the cause of the last lunar eclipse , That's why they made high ways eight lanes , your Ma Ma .

I'm back .

Nice keyboard !

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Old 03-29-2012, 12:50   #17
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OK , the gloves are off , I can see again and ready. Getting mad
and it works for me. Anger management ? Nah , I am one of those highly abnormal creatures that use anger as motivation.
I'm not likeing the way "Helga" , grabs my face with one hand to flip me over for my daily whore bath.
Me and "Helga " going a couple a rounds when I'm up to it.

No yo Ma Ma jokes ? That's ok , I'll start , Did your Ma Ma have any kids that lived ? Your Ma Ma was the cause of the last lunar eclipse , That's why they made high ways eight lanes , your Ma Ma .

I'm back .

Nice keyboard !
yo mama's so nice, she sends cookies to people she meets on gun forums.




Oh wait, that's BT.




Can I have some cookies?
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Old 03-29-2012, 12:57   #18
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here I sit on this dirty pooper just gave birth to a texas state Trooper !!! Feel better
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Old 03-29-2012, 13:17   #19
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Am I in the right place , yeah I am ?

Yo Mama (There you go mizzzzzz little spell-checker) , is the definition of infinite in the Webster's dictionary !
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Old 03-29-2012, 14:18   #20
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Old 03-29-2012, 18:11   #21
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Old 03-29-2012, 21:04   #22
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yo mama's so nice, she sends cookies to people she meets on gun forums.




Oh wait, that's BT.




Can I have some cookies?

BT has teenagers. and pre schools, and soccer schedules, and nieces. the oven is off until further notice!

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Old 03-29-2012, 21:21   #23
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BT has teenagers. and pre schools, and soccer schedules, and nieces. the oven is off until further notice!

The oven is ripped out and gone , no cookies here , only kick in the groin stuff. Gotta get back to my fighting weight , I don't take Helga lightly.
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