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Old 03-06-2014, 18:22   #1
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Well

My Dr. gave me the FINGER today
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Old 03-06-2014, 18:30   #2
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We're you a quart low? .. :eek:

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Old 03-06-2014, 18:38   #3
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Said I was full of it
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Old 03-06-2014, 18:50   #4
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Did he have both hands on your shoulders at that time
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Old 03-06-2014, 19:02   #5
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I told my Doctor how I dreaded the "digital" exam. He went on about the need, the medical reasons, the yadda, yadda, yadda.


When he finally shut up, I told him the finger was something transient and I could deal with the necessity of it. What I didn't really care for was walking around town afterwards with a full load of "chassis lube" until I could get a decent shower.


He still didn't understand.
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Did he have both hands on your shoulders at that time
No she did not
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I told my Doctor how I dreaded the "digital" exam. He went on about the need, the medical reasons, the yadda, yadda, yadda.


When he finally shut up, I told him the finger was something transient and I could deal with the necessity of it. What I didn't really care for was walking around town afterwards with a full load of "chassis lube" until I could get a decent shower.


He still didn't understand.
Bet you didn"t squeak when you walked.....
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When Dinky's eyes turn from brown to blue, THAT'S a sure sign that he's a quart low.
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Old 03-06-2014, 21:19   #9
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yea, I got the finger check from an old lady doc when I was much younger, as she was asking me how many children my wife and I had. I answered 5, and she responded with approval. just the weirdest physical I ever had.
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Old 03-06-2014, 22:24   #10
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My Dr. gave me the FINGER today

Look on the bright side.
Maybe those guys in the black suburban have the same doctor
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Old 03-06-2014, 22:26   #11
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Old 03-06-2014, 23:27   #12
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Old 03-06-2014, 23:34   #13
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My doc is a personal friend. We have both agreed that a referral will be needed before that happens. I'm just not sure I could look the man in the eyes again if he were to violate me in such a fashion.

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Old 03-07-2014, 00:57   #14
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Old 03-07-2014, 06:13   #15
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Could she tell what you where thinking? Then it was a bit to far.
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Old 03-07-2014, 06:21   #17
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is the year 2014 and Dr.s still use the finger, there has to be a better way, I think they are just having too much fun to change to a modern equipment.
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