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Old 07-06-2002, 07:08   #1
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What A Guy Really Means

"I'm going fishing."
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"It's a guy thing."
Really means.... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means... "I have no idea how it works."

"I'm getting more exercise lately."
Really means... "The batteries in the remote are dead."
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Old 07-06-2002, 11:25   #2
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"You're right dear",
Really means this issue isn't really worth the BS you are putting into it.

"I was wrong, you were right dear"
Means I would like to have sex again in my lifetime and this issue isn't worth killing my chances.
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Old 07-06-2002, 22:44   #3
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The fishing one is awesome! ;f
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