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Old 07-25-2008, 21:42   #1
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Tide

> Dear Tide:
>
> I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my
> married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.
>
> Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I
> spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
>
> My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I
> was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another
> and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!
>
> I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
> satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well
> the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse
> were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer
> considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
>
> What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder
> suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
>
> Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
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Old 07-26-2008, 20:23   #2
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Originally Posted by AV1911 View Post
> Dear Tide:
>
> I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my
> married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.
>
> Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I
> spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
>
> My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I
> was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another
> and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!
>
> I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
> satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well
> the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse
> were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer
> considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
>
> What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder
> suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
>
> Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.




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