Another problem popped up. The NIC is causing it to fail to boot. It goes to the splash screen and then shuts off. Boots fine in safe mode. Will only boot into normal or safe w/ network if the onboard NIC is uninstalled or disabled. As soon as the the driver loads, instant shutdown.
I updated the driver, no dice. I uninstalled and it boots, as soon as it finds and loads the driver, shutdown.
Right now I figure it's either a Windows update problem (not likely) or the southbridge is dying slowly.