Blonde Joke No. 231
A blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.
"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love and your prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to commend you and to grant you anything you wish."
"Oh, Father, I am perfectly happy. I do what I love. The Church supports me. I am content. I need nothing."
"There must be something you would like," said God.
"Well, there is one thing."
"Name it," said God.
She frowned. "It's those blonde jokes. They're so demeaning, not just to me but to blondes everywhere. Can you stop them?"
"Consider it done," said God. "Blonde jokes are hereby stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But isn't there something I could do just for you?"
"Well, there's one thing. But it's really small and not worth Your time," she said.
"Tell me, please!" said God.
"It's the M&M's," she said. "They're so hard to peel!"
"We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans to legitimately own handguns and rifles"
William J. Clinton March 1, 1993 10 Ring # 365