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Old 08-25-2002, 22:20   #1
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Makes you wonder about the story behind the story

Liberal Headlines

If Biblical Headlines were written by today's liberal media:

On Red Sea crossing:
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Pursuing Environmentalists Killed

On David vs. Goliath:
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock

On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY
400 Killed

On the birth of Christ:
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple

On feeding the 5,000:
PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified Over Behavior

On healing the 10 lepers:
LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED
"Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy

On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:
MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer's Investment Lost

On raising Lazarus from the dead:
FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
Will Reading to be Delayed


JMT-USA would like these, what happened to him?

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Old 08-27-2002, 18:01   #2
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Good One

I like this one, had to add it my archive.

Thanks for posting.
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Old 06-26-2003, 16:11   #3
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Re: Makes you wonder about the story behind the story

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Old 06-27-2003, 08:51   #4
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