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Old 08-28-2002, 20:06   #1
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Having A Really Bad Day ? ? ?

Having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
killer whale ate them both.


Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt
him
away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of
wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been
happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

What?! STILL having a bad day??

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better?
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Old 08-28-2002, 22:33   #2
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Screw the thread ! ! ! !



TOP 10 ! ! ! ! ! YAHOO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Old 08-29-2002, 07:25   #3
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Can you say DARWIN??????
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Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. To insure peace, security and happiness, the rifle and the pistol are equally indespensable. They deserve a place of honor with all that's good.
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