A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Tampa Airport.
The pilot comes on the intercom and makes the announcement:
"This is your Captain speaking, We're on our final descent
into Tampa.."; "I want to take this opportunity to thank you
on behalf of the airline company, the flight crew and staff,
for flying with us today.."; "We hope you all enjoy the stay
in the Tampa Bay area.";"Please observe the seat belt signs,
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now all of the people
in the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.
The co-pilot can be heard saying to the pilot: "So, Skipper,
whatcha got planned while we're here in Tampa ?"
"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel,
take a big crap.... then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with
the huge **** out for dinner, I'm gonna wine and dine her, take
her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all
night long, that's what I'm going to do.."
Aghast and amused by the conversation coming from the flight deck,
as everybody on the plane hears this, everyone of the passangers
immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure
out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.
The new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane all alone.
She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to
turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old
lady's bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry dear, he still
has to land the plane, and then go take a crap first.
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
Schiit audio, everything else ain't.