When's the test
At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches
the teacher and asks when the test final test will be. She tells the whole class
and a smart-ass jock raises his hand.
"What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exhausted?''
''Well, I guess you'd just have to use your other hand to write with.''
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
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