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Old 08-30-2002, 08:15   #1
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Sven And Ole

Sven and Ole were fishing when Sven pulled a cigar from his pocket. But he didn't have a lighter, so he asked Ole for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," Ole replied. He reached into his tackle box and pulled out a 12 inch BIC lighter.

"Yimminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven. "Vhere did yew get dat monster?"

"Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my genie."

"You haff a genie?" Sven asked.

"Ya, shure. He's right here in my tackle box," Ole said.

"Could I see him?" asked Sven.

Ole opened his tackle box again, and out popped the genie.

Sven said, "Hey dere! I'm a goot friend uf yer master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes, I will," responded the genie.

So Sven asked for a million bucks. The genie hopped back into the tackle box and left Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.

Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead and landing on the water is heard.

Sven yelled to Ole, "Hey, I asked yer genie for a million BUCKS, not DUCKS."

Ole answers, "Ya! I forgot to tell yew, the genie is hard uf hearing. Dew yew really tink I asked him fer a 12-inch BIC?"
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Old 08-30-2002, 09:35   #2
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I thought I saw that coming. But I didn't.
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