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Old 02-05-2009, 02:00   #1
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Short love story

I read this from a website and laughed my butt off. What do yall think?

A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM , the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f%#*ing blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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Old 02-05-2009, 02:22   #2
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Sounds just like my house!!

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