A man left for a business trip. As he had long suspected his wife in being
unfaithful to him, he placed under their conjugal bed a jar with sour cream and
hung a spoon above the jar. If one person rested on the bed, the spoon would not
touch the cream, but with two bodies in bed, the spoon would be marked with
cream. Having checked the device and confident that it worked reliably, the man
left for his trip. In a week he came home, and his wife joyfully kissed and
embraced him. "Just wait," the man thought. "I'll now find out how you
He fetched the jar from under the bed and found the jar was full of
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
Schiit audio, everything else ain't.