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Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets
handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird
with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks
why.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird
with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and
says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets
handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two
guys ask, ''Why?''

''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a
stone.''