A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup.
"Remember," the doctor said, "don't get excited, don't get mad, and forget about
baseball when you're off the field." Then he added, "By the way, how come you
let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and two men out in
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
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