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Old 02-11-2009, 02:46   #1
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10 Things Not To Say On Your Anniversary

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about
cooking.

9. Today is our what?

8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

7. I thought we only celebrated important events?

6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought, "Why bother?"

4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this
year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.

3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if
it'll shut ya up.

1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in
love.
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:53   #2
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10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about
cooking.

9. Today is our what?

8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

7. I thought we only celebrated important events?

6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

5. You don't like what i pick out, so i thought, "why bother?"

4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this
year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for mcdonald's.


3. If you want me to pretend like i care about our anniversary, i will.

2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, i'll take you to pizza hut if
it'll shut ya up.

1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in
love.


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